short people

Kristin is a small person.



Short people
These people are the ones considered vertically challenged. They have many uses. They can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.

Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.
Example:
Wow, there are so many short people around me! Do you think they'll mind it if i use them as an armrest?


Short people
People under 6 foot ain’t short but they are just a bunch of fat hairy faggots that are jealous of people over 6 foot so they try show off and just look like complete utter wankers. Their should be a stomp on people under 6 foot day.
Example:
Short people always end up on my shoe this is how people I know behave when that happens ewwwwwwwww get of my shoe you little short cunt bang bang.


Short People
Short people are very fiesty. They will not hesitate to kill you if you call them short.

Take it from someone who’s short, trust me, you don’t want to mess with these cute but dangerous people.
Example:
Person: Wow she’s short
Short People: 😊🔪
Person: NO PLEASE DONT IM SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL ME JSJSJSJDJBDBDVDHDHD
Short People: :)


Short People
Certain people who's main attack is to jump up and bight your ankles. I'm not talking about slightly short or on the little side, I mean fucking SHORT people.

Short people generally have big hair and big personalities, to make up for their lack of height.
Example:
Tall people: I'm average and dull.
Short people: I'm smart and spunky to make for my lack of a lower body. It's weird 'cause my torso's pretty normal.


Short people day
October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!
Example:
Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....


Short people energy
Willing to throw down with anyone despite their own, usually little to low in comparison, personal abilities. Can be in a fight or with any skill. Constantly over estimates their ability but their confidence and energy makes up for it 10 fold.

10 pound bag of energy in a 2 pound bag

Human version of small dog energy/syndrome. Person can be of any size but still have it
Example:
Dude just tried to fight 3 jacked dudes who were all over 6 feet tall! Total short people energy. It was like watching a chihuahua trying to fight a Doberman.

Did he win?

Actually he got a few blows in while they were wondering if he was serious or not.


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