simulation

A kinder & gentler word British soccer announcers use to describe the dramatic injuries soccer players routinely feign when they want a foul to be called on their opponent. In truth, what they're describing is almost universally called a dive. (ex.: Callahan took such an obvious dive, the referee gave him a yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct.)



Simulation
The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.
Example:
"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus


Simulation
Another word for Ownage/Cool/Sweet/The Best used mainly in Counter-Strike:Source and World of Warcraft, but some other gamers spread it throughout the gaming community.
Example:
Dude, that's so Simulation!


Simulator
also known as being a "Pulling a Simulator" or "pulling a Jake"

1) The act of always! Correcting people when they are wrong (no matter the circumstances). Pulling a "Simulator" you will always fight over the most tiny micro sized subjects. which can result with words/phrases such as "owned", "your a fag", "your gay" and my personal favorite "you like boys". (yes the usual, But being a "Simulator" is also known as being plain/old school)

2) In this stage of pulling a "simulator" has many after effects also known to the human body as the following: Being an ass, Always being right, Anger, Headache, Groin pains, and Greasy hair.

3) and the third and final stage of being a "simulator" is, If you ever you get into a fight. You cannot "hurt" the other person. So instead of punching/hitting, you insert your index and middle finger into the anus of your opponent and drive your fingers as far as they will go. after the fight is over you stare at your opponent. this counter attack is also known as "fishies", this move is very effective against straight guys.

*has no effect on women or gays*

All in all, If some one attempts pulling a "Simulator" it can be the worst thing that happens to your day
Example:
stage 1)
person 1:-dude hows it goign?Simulator: hahaha you spelled going wrong you faggot!
Person 1:-big deal?
Simulator:-haw haw haw you suck at spelling
Person 1:-nobdoy cares?
Simulator:-your a faggot stfu!
person 1:-your cool
Simulator:-OWNED!!!
Person 1:-yeah.. not really
Simulator:-You like boys

stage 2)
Simulator:-dude like my new pants?
Person 1:-no, they make you look like a girl
Simulator:-no there f$#!ing sweet
Person 1:-yeah if your gay
Simulator:-dude these pants are awsome, you just wish you could have them.
Person 1:-yeah I Know.. Hey i totally forgot you wanna go the the pen pub later while were wearing our new pants?
Simulator: you suck at life shut up.

Stage 3)
Person 1:-*hits the simulator*
Simulator:-stop
Person 1:-*hits simulator harder*
Simulator:-*gets into attacking mode*
Simulator:-AHHHHHHHH *like a girl*
Simulator:-*drives fingers into butt*
Person 1:-only defense is to hit and pungh as hard as they can


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