skateboarders

people who enjoy skating. they do not have to be great, they just need to know how to stand and olly and ride, and have fun without showing off. skaters know wat it means to have balls and have fun with the shit they try.



skateboarders
Okay first of all Its not a plank of wood. It is Maple Wood. Second of all Skaterboarders cant do drugs or they fall
Example:
Skateboarders:Hey I just landed an Mctwist
Skater Hater: So its still a plank of wood
Skateboarder: Its Maple wood smart one


skateboarders
okay skaters are the shit, some people who are not very well educated in it seem to think that skating is just somebody pushing a piece of wood on wheels along. this may indeed be the stereotypical "skater" that people have come to know as the definition, pro skating is a lot different. skaters do tricks, bad ass tricks. they fall over they hurt themselves for sure but they get up again. damn right they are cool. skater hussys are not cool though
Example:
im a skateboarder i rock! :>


skateboarders
duech bags that get in the way of bmxers
Example:
bmx dude: i almost landed that tailwhip but i hit one of the skateboarders

friend: i know right

skateboarder: i think i need to go to the hospital my rib is moving

bmx dude: well i'm fine


skateboarders
the fully sikest people in the world you enjoy riding the plank of wood on four wheels. and when these sik ppl get stoned they think of wikid names such as "olly"
Example:
1. check out that skateboarder on the ramp! he's WIKID!
2. chick1: that dude is so cool.
chick2: yeah he is a skateboarder


skateboarders
Skateboarders often call there own sport an "extreme" sport, when there is nothing extreme about it. When your walking up town and you see someone skateboarding nine times out of ten all you see them do is push themselves around on a piece of wood and fall. They attemt tricks that are not even at great hieghts or great speed. They will generally fall which results in a lot of bitching and moaning. The occasional throwing of a chunk of wood around as if they land that trick all the time with there eyes closed. Lots of time you will see them jump and spin there board out of control as if it is a trick. Also,when is the last time you've ever seen a skateboarder doing something life-threatening? They can say that stupid "mega-ramp" thing all they want but even a unicycle could jump that high if you gave it a big enough ramp. I'm tired of them saying that there "sport" is the best sport out there and nothing else compares to it, when in fact there wrong. It puzzles me that out of all the extreme sports, skateboarding, is the most popular. My guess is that very few have the balls to try something dangerous/creative like blading, BMX, and others. Skateboarding is just for those who can't do anyhthing big so instead they just spin around there piece of wood a foot off the ground and call that the greatest sport?
Example:
"Hey look at that hunk of shit rolling towards us, oh no wait thats just a pack of skateboarders"


Skateboard
The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.
Example:
Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.


Skateboarding
Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.
Example:
HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!

But, we're skating flatground, though.

THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!


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