ski poles

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.



ski pole
When a girl jerks you and your friend off when your on either side of her, her up and down motions resemble a skier using ski poles
Example:
Hey did u guys get a piece or what?
Yeah she ski poled us but nothin else


Ski Poling
1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.

2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.

3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
Example:
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.

2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.

3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!


Ski Poles
Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick
Example:
what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time


Ski Pole Party
Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
Example:
I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.


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