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skimmer

Skimmer is a guy who "rides the top of the crest" during sex! Skimming is just bouncing off a partner's 'rear-end', quick insertion, then pulling out, leaving the sodomized partner feeling rather hungry for alot more.

skimmer

by blahblahginger on Mar 30, 2007 10:49:54

blow job, oral sex

Example:
My husband asked me to wake him up with a skimmer.

skimmer

by Ben Shofner on Oct 15, 2005 04:28:27

Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.

Example:
Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.

skimmer

by QS on Sep 29, 2007 03:11:16

Someone who posts to a web forum thread without bothering to read the rest of the thread, resulting in a message that is either redundant or fails to comply with instructions.

Example:
Someone already posted that, you filthy skimmer!

skimmer

by OverHeard101 on Dec 04, 2009 01:05:16

When a famous person sucks on your nipple. Must be famous, like movie famous, and cannot flick or simply lick nipple. Must be a full suckle. Does not constitute cheating outside of marriage.

Example:
Christian Slater showed up last night drunk with self-love, and gave me a skimmer. I didn't mind.

skimmer

by kathryn on Mar 13, 2005 05:00:15

the coolest person u'll ever meet. one whom the ecsense of skimboarding can be smelt. they live to skim (only the coolest sport in the world)

Example:
look at that crazy skimmer on the pipe

Skimmer

by Grease514 on Jul 07, 2016 04:00:12

Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

Example:
That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!

Skimmers

by Zanderif on Mar 29, 2005 07:33:45

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Example:
Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

Bubby Skimmer

by Rouseyboy on Nov 15, 2006 19:36:54

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

Example:
"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"

fart skimmer

by 1kd49sldk3 on Aug 19, 2010 07:32:44

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

Example:
Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.

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