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skyhook

Scottish slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head.see rocket

skyhook

by STREETLIGHTS on Feb 27, 2010 07:43:19

the shit that looks like its about to jump out of the toilet...this shit is a spectacle, it resembles Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's skyhook from the 1985 Lakers

Example:
Abdullah: Whats goin on T, did you see the Warriors whoop on the Lakers last night? My nigga Monte Ellis was off the hook...

Theresa: nah man, I missed it, you know with paycuts and all...I'll I had to eat was a gang of spinach and broccoli, I hit up the bathroom at the pad and fuckin dropped a skyhook like my nigga Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

skyhook

by Maitre D on Apr 27, 2004 03:31:50

Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.

Example:
I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.

Skyhooks

by harrywalnuts69 on Nov 09, 2010 10:16:49

A great way to keep the gullible people in playcrafters busy for a while.

Example:
"Hey, how can I get to the top to paint? Do I need a ladder?"

"Go get the skyhooks."

What an idiot.

Skyhook

by mikeylongballs on May 29, 2009 02:25:54

It's a sexual position where the girl is laying on her back and the man thrusts his penis into her mouth

Example:
He gave her the ole skyhook

Skyhook

by edggy on Jan 22, 2009 02:28:18

An invisible hook that is attached to the sky and hangs there.

Example:
When Spider-man is in the middle of nowhere and he shoots his web into the sky, although nothing appears to be there, it sticks to the skyhook and enables him to fly.

Skyhook

by MGHJKRY on Dec 05, 2012 09:44:26

The skyhook is a move during tennis in which you give a skyhook overhead smash. It was used by Victoria Azarenka in the women's single US Open Tennis Championships in Queens City, New York.

Example:
OOOOh Theres the skyhook! With Victoria Azarenka sending it back to Serena Williams!

Skyhooks

by Victoria on Jan 30, 2003 20:33:10

How to answer a question when you don't know the answer.
Can also be used purely to annoy, as a way to fill space.

Example:
Isn't a bridging loan acceptable as collateral?

Skyhooks.

Skyhooking

by Bunghole Shuffle on Feb 05, 2011 11:43:32

An act of extreme anal penetration, it involves violently boxing with ones anal oriface, causing an extreme case of rectal prolapse. Bring a mop.

Example:
I hear that Jennifer took a good Skyhooking last night.

Skyhook

by Blue Cawdrey on Nov 23, 2004 09:16:16

UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.

A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.

Example:
Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?

AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)

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