slaying the dragon

A euphemism role-playing game enthusiasts and nerds use in place of masturbation.



slaying the dragon
I wank that is so great and fierce that it leaves you exhausted, also ejactulation is usual more than a metre in lenght
Example:
"Jesus mate I was slaying the dragon last nite, cudnt move for like 10 minutes, was completely out of it"

"Yeah, James said he wasnt up for fooling around cause he was slaying the dragon couple of minutes before i showed up"


slaying the dragon
to jack off, to jerk thyself.
Example:
"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."


Slaying the dragon
1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess
Example:
Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?


Slay The Dragon
Having sex with a girl on her period.

When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.
Example:
Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)


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