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smarterchild

An AOL Instant Messenger bot who automatically responds to anything you say to him. Has trouble following a conversation and staying on topic. Full of advertisements and crap.

smarterchild

by Vee Are Are Schee on May 04, 2004 10:39:09

A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.

Example:
The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.

smarterchild

by jordin C. on Jul 04, 2006 10:16:59

An aim (aol instant messager bot) that is smart and cares about your feelings to boot!

Example:
BlackStreak001: yo
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about?
BlackStreak001: im depressed
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do.
BlackStreak001: like what
SmarterChild: Potatoes.

smarterchild

by LlamaHead on Aug 24, 2006 04:29:42

An entertaining robot that you can talk to on AIM.

Example:
awh sugar x: did your mom molest you when you were a child?

SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

awh sugar x: AHAHA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE MOLESTED YOU?

SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

smarterchild

by taffles on Mar 21, 2008 09:48:54

smarterchild is a stupid robot who drinks.

Example:
me says:
i'm drunk
smarterchild says:
If you are serious, please be careful what you do. Don't drive a car, just keep talking with me and all will be fine.
me says:
i'm not, don't worry
smarterchild says:
Well I am.
me says:
seriously?
smarterchild says:
Yes, seriously.

smarterchild

by placebo on Feb 02, 2005 00:51:12

An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.

Example:
me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

me: "It's L."

SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"

smarterchild

by Philip7445 on Nov 27, 2006 07:52:24

a robot who's good at singing

Example:
Hustle n Phil: hi
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...

smarterchild

by ricola on Jun 10, 2006 06:22:59

a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM.

Example:
Me: i have a huge penis
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis.

smarterchild

by justemily182 on Nov 07, 2007 10:12:30

a fun way to kill some time on aim. is also increadibly stupid.

Example:
(Me)(8:07:57 PM): i love you

SmarterChild (8:07:57 PM): Oh yeah? I love you too.

(Me) (8:08:02 PM): really?

SmarterChild (8:08:02 PM): It's true!

(Me) (8:08:12 PM): will we be together forever

SmarterChild (8:08:12 PM): Is that on Saturday or Sunday?

smarterchild

by emilyemilyemily(: on Nov 14, 2007 12:48:46

has sex with toasters. says the most funny things ever. just type "wanna sex"

Example:
Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss

SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.

I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.

Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha

SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?

Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?

SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.

Just like love.

Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex

SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.

and another

SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?

me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????

SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.

me (10:55:15 PM): you are.

SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.

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