smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.



Smarter
A unit of intelligence, used to convey the concept of superior brain power to one's peers
Example:
Rachel is 500 smarter than Cody (note: units of smarter are exponential)


Smarter Child
A really retarded robot that doesn't remember anything from before your latest two lines.
Example:
me: *cries*
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.

me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?

me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.

me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!

me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!

me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?


Smarter Child
a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Example:
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.


smarter child
an amazing way to spend time stoned.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.
Example:
real convo with smarter child

21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.


smarter child
A robot on AIM that is fun to toy with when you're bored.

me: miami hurricanes
SC: what's that?
me: football team
SC: Sorry! i don't have any NFL data anymore!
me: why don't you have any NFL data?
SC: because
me: because why?
SC: why not?
well anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about getting laid?
Example:
sometimes smarter child brings up things mentioned long before in the conversation.


Smarter Child
A AIM/MSN/INSTANT MESSAGER bot who changes the subject always, kinda like a boxxy bot.


The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.
Example:
Smarter Child: Hello there..

You: I cut myself...


Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up


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