smat

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smat
smart way of saying "smart"

used to describe something that really isn't smart at all, but it is used the same way as the word smart
Example:
i so smat


smat
The sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (Commonly used in IRC in the 1990s.)
Example:
John: "So, I heard your mom was a whore."
Kelly: "Oh?"

Kelly picks up a fish.
*SMAT*


smat
adj: 1. Conniving with insincere actions geared towards higher economic or social status.
2. Socially paracitic.
3. One who purports to give up their own beliefs for personal gain.
Example:
Don't be so smat.
That art gallery is a smathouse.


Smatting
When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"
Example:
Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"


Smat
1. A word replacing any word you please.
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"
Example:
1: I smat myself last night.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.


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