smoked ham
When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.Smoked Ham
When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.
smoke a ham
Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.
Smoking a ham
Example:
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.
I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.
I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.