smoker

A crack hesd or some one who acts like one..... an erratic/irrational person. Used since the 80s till present time.



smoker
Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.
Example:
Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?


smoker
One who puts poison in their body. If kept up, smokers will eventually die unpeacefully by sufficating.
Example:
Smoker: Hey, you wanna smoke?
Non-smoker: No way- there are cooler ways to die.

--5 years later--

Wrinkly Smoker: hey, do you wanna catch a movie later?
Girl: Sorry, I only go out with guys my age.
Wrinkly Smoker: I am your age!
Girl: Ohh sorry.. then i guess your a smoker.. cool real cool-- nott


smoker
A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.
Example:
Cigarettes contain rat poison and carbon monoxide. CO is used for suicide it stops your red blood cells from working so you die from lack of oxygen!

Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!

(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)


smoker
A type of special infected in the Left4Dead franchise. These infected zombies have extremely long tounges that they use to ensnare survivors so that they cannot move and can easily be devoured by other infected.
Example:
A smoker has ensnared Ellis


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