sonar

The rare ability to see out of one's arsehole.



Sonar
Mediocre recording software by Cakewalk for Windows based computers. Known for having a graphical user interface so unsightly, you get diarrhea if you look at it. Sonar users are like digital performer users, but for PC's.
Example:
Fuck Sonar! The other day, I was at a guy's house who uses Sonar, I took one look at the screen and started pissing out my ass! You think that's bad? You should have heard his music!


Sonar
SONAR: NOUN. Acronym. SOund NAvigation and Ranging. Originally SONAR was primarily use in an ACTIVE mode. This entails transmitting a very powerful tone through a hydrophone and listening for return echos. It is possible to determine the distance and bearing to any object that returns an echo. Later SONAR began to be used passively to listen. Most ships emply SONAR in the form of a FATHOMETER which is used to determine depth. SONAR is more widely recognized in the form of a fish finder that can be purchased inexpensively adn is used to help fisherman locate fish underwater in a manner similar to a fathometer. Some animals use SONAR including whales and dolphins, some fish, and even mammals (bats).
Example:
Bats use SONAR to locate insects.

Most films depicting submarines use a corny 'beep' to signify the sub searching or being searched for by SONAR.


sonar bug
A sonar bug is a bug that has echolocation and sonar capabilities. It may also refer to someone who is lanky and tall, talking non stop and very loudly, akin to a sonar bug.
Example:
Alexander found a sonar bug in the woods.
Alexander is such a sonar bug, smh.


piss sonar
The echolocation tool men use when they piss in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard, aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.
Example:
Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."


Bonar Sonar
An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.
Example:
*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"


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