Sonar
by The1andonly on Nov 17, 2007 06:54:59
Mediocre recording software by
Cakewalk for Windows based computers. Known for having a graphical user interface so unsightly, you get diarrhea if you look at it. Sonar users are like
digital performer users, but for
PC's.
Example:
Fuck Sonar! The other day, I was at
a guy's house who uses Sonar, I took one look at the
screen and started
pissing out my ass! You think that's bad? You should have heard his music!
Sonar
by STS1SS on Aug 07, 2007 09:52:44
SONAR: NOUN. Acronym. SOund
NAvigation and Ranging. Originally SONAR was primarily use in an ACTIVE mode. This entails transmitting a very powerful tone through a
hydrophone and listening for return echos. It is possible to determine the distance and bearing to any object that returns an echo. Later SONAR began to be used passively to listen. Most ships emply SONAR in the form of a FATHOMETER which is used to determine depth. SONAR is more widely recognized in the form of a fish finder that can be purchased inexpensively
adn is used to help fisherman locate fish underwater in a manner similar to a fathometer. Some animals use SONAR including whales and dolphins, some fish, and even mammals (
bats).
Example:
Bats use
SONAR to locate insects.
Most films depicting
submarines use a corny 'beep' to signify
the sub searching or being searched for by SONAR.
sonar bug
by GooseTM on Nov 26, 2021 19:15:39
A
sonar bug is a bug that has
echolocation and sonar capabilities. It may also refer to someone who is lanky and tall, talking
non stop and very loudly, akin to a sonar bug.
piss sonar
by weyus on Aug 20, 2013 13:07:05
The
echolocation tool men use when they piss
in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard,
aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.
Example:
Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk,
went in the bathroom, didn't
turn on the light and ended up
pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."
Bonar Sonar
by Mr. BonarSonar on Jun 17, 2010 10:02:12
An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.
Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant
beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's
bonar sonar being
activated.
Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.
Example:
*An attractive female walks by*
Friend A: (Stares at ass)
Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"
Or
*Friend C is talking to attractive female*
Friend A: "
Beep,
beep, beep"
Friend B: "What?"
Friend A: "Look"
Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"