Soup-Canning
by NickKennedy on Sep 14, 2008 04:12:13
Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened
can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to
a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.
The soup can
by Realsmoker42 on Sep 20, 2017 05:38:31
The soup can is a mainly Canadian term for marijuana and like a bong or
pipe is something that you. One of the more rare terms for weed,
cannabis, or
the devil's lettuce.
Example:
Hey man what are you doing tomorrow at
420!?!
Me and my hockey
buddies are gonna go hit
the soup can!!
Soup-can ambush
by Nikki Stixx on Aug 03, 2022 19:49:56
(noun) Nighttime outing and
fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of
the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a
pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of
soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be
hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.
Example:
‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a
smack-down, take -money
soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to
bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.