soy boy
What a boy learning Spanish says trying to describe himself when he doesn't know the Spanish word for "boy".
Example:
Spanish teacher: "Can you say 'I am a boy' in Spanish?"
Boy: "Okay. ¡Hola! Soy boy."
Spanish teacher: "Actually, 'boy' in Spanish is 'chico'. And you should also add 'un' before."
Boy: "Okay. ¡Hola! Soy un chico."
Spanish teacher: "Much better"
Spanish teacher: "Can you say 'I am a boy' in Spanish?"
Boy: "Okay. ¡Hola! Soy boy."
Spanish teacher: "Actually, 'boy' in Spanish is 'chico'. And you should also add 'un' before."
Boy: "Okay. ¡Hola! Soy un chico."
Spanish teacher: "Much better"