spear-chucker

a person from africa that came from a tribe and makes clicking noises when they talk



Spear chucker
The act of attempting to penetrate your wife or girlfriend with a flying leap from across the room.
Example:
Sam: I heard you attempted the spear chucker?
Tom: Yeah, she's got a fanny like a wizards sleeve but I still missed and completely destroyed my dick!


spear chucker
A term for a basketball player who indiscriminately launches three-pointers and consistently misses, pissing off every fan of the team he/she plays for
Example:
Antoine Walker is a spear chucker and has a big fat head, I'm sure glad he's not a Maverick anymore!


Spear Chuckers
From the Latin Speariticus Chuckus, describing not only the action, but also the regiments of spear chucking soldiers in the roman legion in large part responsible for beating back King Arthur and the Knights of the Round table when Robin Hood sought to overthrow the Pope.

The Canadian army still employs spear chuckers and rock throwers as it's primary military strength to this day.
Example:
The Spear Chuckers are an invaluable fighting force in any army.


Alaskan Spear-Chucker
A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Example:
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.


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