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speed bumps

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.

speed bumps

by SlavesOnDope_aka_Joe on Nov 27, 2005 23:00:29

speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..

Example:
speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.

speed bumps

by Dan on May 15, 2004 08:34:12

Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.

Example:
She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.

speed bumps

by LiquidSteal on Feb 27, 2006 18:06:27

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

Example:
"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

speed bumps

by Tony Cain on Oct 19, 2006 03:14:38

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Example:
Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

speed bumps

by tj on Apr 21, 2005 13:21:46

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying

Example:
last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in

speed bumps

by cbldrg29 on Jan 29, 2010 00:20:22

burps you get when you smoke a lot of weed.

Example:
dude, i'm tripping ball sacks. oh! speed bumps!

Speed bump

by HawaiianPunch1 on Dec 22, 2021 15:04:44

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.

Example:
*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!

SPEED BUMP

by Charles_U_Farley on Sep 03, 2009 10:33:31

An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!

Example:
Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!

Speed Bump

by Chili_Dawg_3000 on Jul 31, 2022 10:46:48

Drinking a glass of water between alcoholic beverages

Example:
Dude, don't forget to speed bump between those Fireball shots or you'll have a hangover.

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