spizz

jizz that is flying in the air at high velocity



spizz
slang for myspace used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.
Example:
amanda: hey andrew!
andrew: good morrow amanda, whatcha doinn?!
amanda: not so much just gettin' on the good ol' spizz!
andrew: wowzer! you must be lazy, select, and northwest-ohioan!!
amanda: damn-straight


spizz
The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.
Example:
Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.


spizz
(adj): a nickname or word for a stoner, who is a total hippie, however when high, they will become outrageously hyper and constantly try and beat people with dusters and pocket knives.

Spizzes can be really productive to society despite that fact that they steal, have sex with overage personelle and drink themselves into an un-handleable state.
Example:
V: Ay yo man, this is Stitches, do you have it?
M: Give me the phone! Now!
B: Spizz, calm the fuck down, I'm not sober enough for this.


Spizzing
The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.
Example:
Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.


Spizz
Aka a "floor rat", someone who spent most of the 90s-00s working on one of the Chicago trading floors before trading was moved to electronic markets.

Spizzes usually have raw vocal cords from years of screaming in the pits and a permanent neck twitch caused by constantly having to adjust their jacket collar.

The uniform of a typical spizz is a CME floor clerk's jacket, flannel shirt, and black jeans.
Example:
"We interviewed four guys for this opening we had. Three were very well presented, but the last guy was a total spizz."


Spizzing
When you take so much speed that when you check your pants you realize you've slowly been jizzing in them.
Example:
Chuck: Hey, Rob, what's with that huge stain on your groin?
Robert: I snorted so many amphetamines I've been spizzing all day!
Rob: What is this 'spizzing' you speak of?
Chuck: Discharging in my pants abundantly, of course.


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