sports beer

a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. Not good for watering plants or the lawn. Not good to use if you want to get drunk either. Not good for your masculinity at all. Agreat way to make fun of your friends that drink lite beer.



sports beer
a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. Not good for watering plants or the lawn. Not good to use if you want to get drunk either. Not good for your masculinity at all.
Example:
Hey Slipp pass me a sports beer it seems water has lost its flavor!?

Hey Jason michelobe ultra's bubbles make my tummy feel guilt free after all those sit ups!!!!!

I can fit into my sexy pants now that I only drink sports beer.

Sports beer its like gatorade for adults who want to drink responsibly without the fear of getting drunk or fat.



Sport Beer
Beer meant for drinking quickly and freely. Inherently refreshing and thirst quenching beer that never induces palate fatigue. Perfect for day-drinking in the hot sun...and continuing to drink until last call. With Sport Beer the intent is not necessarily to get drunk (although this is achievable with some effort), but to be able to keep drinking indefinitely and as rapidly as desired without ending up in the bushes.

Limited almost exclusively to the lighter American and Mexican macro-lagers.
Example:
Natural Light

Dude 1: "Dude, you just crushed that beer"
Dude 2: "Sport Beer me, Bro"

With a virtually limitless supply of Sport Beer at the party, Eric repeatedly demonstrated both American and Canadian style shotgunning techniques to the amazement of his friends.


Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!
Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
Example:
Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!


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