stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.



Stained Glass
Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.
Example:
“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”


Stained Glass
1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
Example:
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon


Stained Glass
The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.
Example:
People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"


stained glass window
A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.
Example:
The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.


stained glass window
A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.
Example:
"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"


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