Startled
Example:
Shall i do my nails today or tomorrow ?
Startle The Witch
A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.
Example:
Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!
Pat: What did you do?
Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.
Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.
Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!
Pat: What did you do?
Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.
Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.
startled moose
When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.
Example:
Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
startled gecko
When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
Example:
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
Cellular Startle
The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience
Example:
I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.
I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.
ball startle
When you are startled by sudden movement or pressure very near your balls often causing a subsequent flinching and a reverse thrust of the pelvis. Sometimes accompanied with a gasp.
Example:
WOAH! Watch where you flop your hands woman. You just ball startled me nearly into heart attack.
WOAH! Watch where you flop your hands woman. You just ball startled me nearly into heart attack.
startled mule
the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.
startled earwigs
A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.
Example:
Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".
Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".