stomach's

An idiot who can't spell "stomach".



stomach
The worst organ in the body, one that is intent on bringing you as much pain and nausea as possible.
Example:
1.) Kurt Cobain was pained by his stomach to the point where he had to force himself to eat
2.) "My stomach is evil"

"really?"

"yeah, I get nauseous whenever I eat."

"duuuuude..."


stomach
The stomach is one of many organs involved with the digestive system. The purpose that the stomach serves is only to break down food further so that it can be passed on. Inside of the stomach are simply means of enzymes and acids.
The stomach is located between the the oesophagus and the small intestine.
The stomach does NOT turn your food into stool. It makes it easier to turn food into stool.
Water will also be absorbed into the stomach when the body is dehydrated.
Example:
my stomach hurts i want to vomit please help


Stomachable
(1)something that is edible, but you wouldnt rave about it.

(2) a girl that is alright, but you wouldn't take her out to meet your mates.
Example:
"this foods is stomachable"
"this sheila's stomachable, but she's a bit ugly"


stomache
Similar to a happy trail except grows sideways and resides an inch or so above the belly button. Picture the belly button being the mouth.
Example:
I have a hot date tonight, good thing I just trimmed my stomache.



Holy Shit! Did you see that guy's sweet stomache. That must have taken him months to grow.


stomache
A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)
Example:
I hope you get a stomache--preferably as a result of some chronic, fatal illness--and die.


Stomach
The ability to turn something into shit. Includes, but not limited to: breaking an object or device, unable to successfully complete a process or routine, or generally F*ing something up.
Example:
John: Will borrowed my phone just to give it back to me with a broken screen.

Mike: Will is such a stomach.


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