stool
1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.
stools
These being human feces. A term often coined by medical doctors who realise that old folk do not understand the term feces or bowel movements. A stool can be up to nine inches in length, that being the total expanded length of the human rectum. It can have a circumference of up to eight inches and can be foul stinking or without odour. So much information can be taken from a stool, blood group, age, sex, eye color and even height and weight.A stool is much envied by coprophilics and coprogenics. The ingestion of stools is not recommended, as it can lead to fatal infection, disease and premature death.stools are often used in sex games, in particular brown docking a sexual practise that is very popular in Japan between lesbian Japanese women.A stool sandwich is a highly dangerous snack offered to an enemy, often with unpleasant side effects.Stooling
stool
Example:
After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
Stool
stool
A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
Stool
n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.
Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.
Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.
Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
Example:
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
stool
shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
Example:
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"
stool
1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support.
2) An item commonly used in bar fights.
3) Fecal Matter.
2) An item commonly used in bar fights.
3) Fecal Matter.
Example:
1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool.
2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!
3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.
1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool.
2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!
3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.