strategic
(adjective) In business, an unnecessary modifier used to add
gravitas and authority to a statement everyone knows to be complete bullshit. To be
engaged in, expressing, or based on
incompetence rather than knowledge.
Strategical
by A little family of ducks on Nov 10, 2008 08:34:36
Strategical \
strə-'tē-ji-kəl\ adjective
Word to carefully pepper into important work interactions with superiors when one does not aspire to
climb the corporate ladder. This scenario may arise when the
next job up may be much more work than the payrise is worth. This word is to be used only with great consideration as it may lead to a shot yourself in the foot scenario with long term implications affecting your career.
*equivalent of using 'brang' instead of 'brought'.
Example:
Brenn the Manager to Company Director: I'm sending through the
strategical development plans- they should be in your inbox any moment now.
Company Director to another Company Director: So
Lenny's pretty good you say?
Strategize
by WTZ_82 on Feb 06, 2008 05:45:26
Verb of
Strategy: The action of coming up with a
strategy.
Thinking strategically about a situation or business challenge.
A
contemporary non-word that has gained acceptance as appropriate business terminology.
Example:
After the focus group results are tabulated we will
strategize the best communication
tactic based on the insights obtained.
I had been strategizing for weeks as to how I would complete the assignment on time and within
budget.
strategical
by @gracexella on Sep 26, 2023 06:46:36
Strategic Incompetence
by TedDeadMan on Sep 05, 2009 03:59:34
Purposely performing a
task so
poorly as to
discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired
Example:
Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I
get out of it?
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up
some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is
jumping for joy!
Strategic Liking
by Nickkkkkkk.S on Feb 19, 2011 15:02:19
Example:
Jon: I did some Strategic Liking of
ella's facebook photos
Michael: Mate you are in!
Strategic Absence
by dachyr on May 03, 2010 09:48:57
strategically brilliant
by Dr Bunnygirl on Oct 17, 2019 13:21:54
Example:
What I’ve done in
Syria is
quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and
Vlady’s gonna really love me now!
Strategic Bombing
by !dlroW-olleH on Nov 18, 2019 09:53:54
Example:
John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm
strategic bombing a
kindergarten class"
John: "
Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"
Strategic Dipping
by Zorgithatoob on Jan 02, 2011 08:13:22
Not
double dipping! When a chip (or other
dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then
turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.