stripey

any douchebag that hangs out at trendy bars wearing striped button up shirts that they bought at express for men.



stripey
Someone that is facinated by the music of the 'White Stripes' and teh american new gararge rock scene
Example:
stripeys or stripes are common in indie clubs and the internet


stripey
noun. An avid fan of independent music, the indie music scene, and the garage band duo the White Stripes in particular. Often used derisively once one's favorite band becomes mainstream.
Example:
"He's such a stripey, he even has a generic t-shirt that says 'My Fave Band is {adjective + numeral}!'"

The stripey went underground once the Moby versus Eminem fiasco petered out.


Stripey Dave
A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Example:
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."


stripey cont
Someone who always wears stripey jumpers / cardigans and is obviously a cont!
Example:
'Watch out for that car philly you stripey cont!'


Stripey Shirted Douche
A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend
Example:
Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.


bird in a stripey jumper
A bee or a wasp that is bigger than regular size.
Example:
BUZZZZ!!

Ben: what's that's?

Tim: I don't know

(Massive bee goes past)

Ben: look at that bird in a stripey jumper!


Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend
A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.
Example:
Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?


Stripey
The short, squishy girl that is for some reason always being picked up, squished, and given smooches. She is often the target of other girls who enjoy starting drama with her, yet she ends up brushing it off as if it's nothing. Stripey is very sensitive and usually kind, unless crabby or irritated.
Example:
Hey, look at stripey! She sure loves her Pringles!


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