stumps

Someone who has a stubby dick



stump
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
Example:
That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!


Stumped
Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
Example:
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!


Stumping
Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Example:
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.


Latest Searches

Standing O, philosophy, shittiest, Sfe, jackasses, blow one, chio bu, give myself, Datura, boom shakalaka, BROOKE, dressed out, bailed out, hollow, whatcha, Mars, Wood, headboard, heya, preaching, Focal, Roads, someone, half-virgin, Zesty, Dugg, pray to, God Save the Queen, 2019, Shit is hot, verbal abuse, ooo, A moses, lil uzi vert, We will, The function, A sex, an hero, Bang that, Corporal, sextoy, You know, jme, mad poon, shitbag war whore, gorilla grip, Butt muscles, Canton, regime, Mitt Romney, not as, our mom, Fuck My Wife, the bomb, and loving it, covered, chipotle orphanage, robo-tripping, Zinedine, the porn, double-dick jack-off, hood understood, snuggly, little white lie, acquaintance, That moment when, phony, spoiled rotten, lefty, happily ever after, solar power, Faggot, Sanita, democratic society, Dutch, pilled, to Death, Arlington, Uncle paul, white whites, trippie redd, Bebe Stevens, the British, absence, compilation, In a little bit, Freaky shit, nata, corporication, 599, Blackboard, youi, matterate, cheekys, turned on, Make it big, heaven, for less, the batman, pulling a Austin, Zama, Business casual, Advanced, crank one off, sumtin, proximity, Lyrically, Rugerize, chayo, eidolon, decision-making, his kids, Dps, I want to fuck, substantial, satellite, perfectly legal, track stand, richy rich, not want, boo bear, The devil, admirable, designated driver, marathoning, Get it, groceries, breast feeding, haven, scam, Damn, Guy, premiers, how ridiculous, Chamber, insults, Opera House, Coasty, merger, devoid, cds, age group, brownish, Pomme, vac, Oilfield Mercenary, public bathrooms, MidWest, sperm donor, Climb the ladder, jarhead, corporate, Bled, a Matt, fuck with, your in, chinese, Charlesed, Barry white, Big Game Fish, xanny, Non Phixion, rompin, The R Word, bejeweling, yummy cum, Fastest Man Alive, the real thing, toasty, The game, icing, tar sands, inn, yopro, Oregon, Siege, treats, gapage, the six, cochon, Fat Friend, reggie, The ark, anally violated, the king, a beaker, A cat, Get Out Of My Mouth, siding, tooting, Boy to Boy, interference, play jazz, went up, alias, South Park, shruggs, dirt track, molested, wylin, ITP, stumps, Standing O, philosophy, shittiest, Sfe, jackasses, blow one, chio bu, give myself, Datura, boom shakalaka, BROOKE, dressed out, bailed out, hollow, whatcha, Mars, Wood, headboard, heya, preaching, Focal, Roads, someone, half-virgin, Zesty, Dugg, pray to, God Save the Queen, 2019, Shit is hot, verbal abuse, ooo, A moses, lil uzi vert, We will, The function, A sex, an hero, Bang that, Corporal, sextoy, You know, jme, mad poon, shitbag war whore, gorilla grip, Butt muscles, Canton, regime, Mitt Romney, not as, our mom, Fuck My Wife, the bomb, and loving it, covered, chipotle orphanage, robo-tripping, Zinedine, the porn, double-dick jack-off, hood understood, snuggly, little white lie, acquaintance, That moment when, phony, spoiled rotten, lefty, happily ever after, solar power, Faggot, Sanita, democratic society, Dutch, pilled, to Death, Arlington, Uncle paul, white whites, trippie redd, Bebe Stevens, the British, absence, compilation, In a little bit, Freaky shit, nata, corporication, 599, Blackboard, youi, matterate, cheekys, turned on, Make it big, heaven, for less, the batman, pulling a Austin, Zama, Business casual, Advanced, crank one off, sumtin, proximity, Lyrically, Rugerize, chayo, eidolon, decision-making, his kids, Dps, I want to fuck, substantial, satellite, perfectly legal, track stand, richy rich, not want, boo bear, The devil, admirable, designated driver, marathoning, Get it, groceries, breast feeding, haven, scam, Damn, Guy, premiers, how ridiculous, Chamber, insults, Opera House, Coasty, merger, devoid, cds, age group, brownish, Pomme, vac, Oilfield Mercenary, public bathrooms, MidWest, sperm donor, Climb the ladder, jarhead, corporate, Bled, a Matt, fuck with, your in, chinese, Charlesed, Barry white, Big Game Fish, xanny, Non Phixion, rompin, The R Word, bejeweling, yummy cum, Fastest Man Alive, the real thing, toasty, The game, icing, tar sands, inn, yopro, Oregon, Siege, treats, gapage, the six, cochon, Fat Friend, reggie, The ark, anally violated, the king, a beaker, A cat, Get Out Of My Mouth, siding, tooting, Boy to Boy, interference, play jazz, went up, alias, South Park, shruggs, dirt track, molested, wylin,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!