stupid question
A question so obvious the
asker must be an idiot not to know.Often however, used in a sarcastic tone/context to make the other
party look stupid. Making the asker very clever.Closely related to the
Rhetoric question.
Stupid Question
by Anhilliator1 on Apr 25, 2017 11:26:32
Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth
noting is that the person asking needs to be punched
upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's
none of your concern.
Example:
Examples of a stupid question:
(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!
(You are
washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm
watering it to see if it grows into
a truck!
Stupid Question
by Meadowschad on Mar 05, 2021 19:10:26
Sometimes, Usually, Always asked by a
small fella surnamed ‘Middleton’ and is quite often a question that could be answered by a
foetus.
ask a stupid question day
by Flying Spaghetti Monster is my God on Sep 26, 2005 10:05:03
a holiday which falls on the last skool day in September, usually
September 30th
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that
summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble
Example:
Examples of questions that could be asked on ask a stupid question day:
Ms.
Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?
Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?
What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?
Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the
Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?
Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?
Stupid question
by Hym Iam on May 28, 2023 00:35:55
As many or as few as the whore who fucked that retard. I've seen her doing homework there so I know she stole AT LEAST the amount of time it takes for her to do her homework. You have no reason to assume she went
straight back to work after fucking
the retard. And that's
jist the company time! How much of MY time did SHE steal?
Example:
Hym "Stupid question. You motherfuckers are desperate to draw a
parallel between something I did there and fucking a retard but you don't even consider whether or not she was doing all of the things I was doing AND fucking
the retard AND trying to get me to follow rules that are rendered irrelevant by the fact that she's fucking the retard and doing all of the things I'm doing. Which is against the rules. Someone else tried to compare age
to fat cock and/or the situation there recently. You're not good at drawing parallels. Stop trying to draw parallels. She wants to talk about if she was 20... If you were 20 you wouldn't even consider me. You can't control it but is does change. You want a relationship instead of
scheduling yourself for
a shift at my studio apartment to come fuck me and then leave and then still not have a relationship with me. That is preferable to having a relationship with you. That's a parallel.
I'm good at drawing parallels. I deserve to keep drawing parallels. You do not. Maybe one day you'll be as good at drawing parallels as I am. But for now... You should work on that."