suckjob

a blowjob, just a new name because honestly blowjob doesn't make any sense. also, instead of shortening to 'sj' its quick name is 'slurpie.'



suckjob
basically its a blowjob but blows not really the right word ... so one afternoon in bakers oven we founded the suckjob ...... its an amazing slang word for blowjob yes!!
Example:
TREVOR: graham where were you last night man?
GRAHAM: sorry, but i called in to see greg and she gave me the best fucking suckjob imaginable
TREVOR: graham!! what have a i told you about greg?
GRAHAM: fuck off trevor greg is fair game


suckjob
Ironically the opposite of a blowjob. A suckjob involves the person adminstering the fellatio to blow hard while sucking the penis like a balloon.
Example:
-Hey dude how was it with Victoria last night?

-Oh man it was great she gave me a suckjob bro and my shlong just inflated like a fucking balloon man.


suckjob
Well the others seem to have there own share of what it means, but a suckjob is when someone is accomplishing something and they do a crappy job of it....

Or it could be used as what your ocupation is like if you work at McDonalds thats a suckjob....
Example:
(dave did his homework 5 night in a row what an accomplishment)

Teacher: wow david you did your homework the only problem is you did a "suckjob"

Dave:(walks away being emo)


Atomic suckjob
When a girl puts her full body weight on your knees and does a handstand on your knees while your sitting, she then gives you a blowjob while still upside down.
Example:
Steve: Should I talk to Molly at the party?
Barry: Definitely, I've heard she gives out atomic suckjobs!
Steve: No way really? Then she's the first target of Steve the pussy destroyer!


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