sugar momma

1) The female version of a sugar daddy2) A cougar or female who'll pay for her younger love interests cars, proms, travels, jewels, etc.



sugar momma
The bitter and unhappy wife of the Sugar Daddy candy. Sits at home while Sugar Daddy parties it up with peeps such as Babe Ruth and M&M. Sugar Momma is usually only content when payday comes to visit with a 100 Grand.
Example:
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.


Sugar Momma
Opposite of a sugar daddy.
A woman that gives money or gifts in return for sex.
Example:
Taken from scene in "Just Shoot Me"

Mya: Where'd you get the new scooter?

Finch: Oh, Allison gave it to me because I had sex with her.

Elliot: Alright Finch! A real sugar momma, way to go!


Sugar Momma
that type of mom friend that knows things. she's been, seen, and done a lotta stuff an average mom wouldn't do. she's wise that way and tries to guide her young and dumb from the rock bottom horrors of the teenage years by encouraging the occasional recreational dick, drink, and drug. she's your ride or die, literally, and her rationality will bring you back to sanity. she also thic and got a big heart, love your sugar momma cause you'll probably only get one.
She may also be into slightly older men but that's besides the point
Example:
Ex 1:
Don: hey guys, i never sucked dick before, do you have any advice?
Samneric: we don't but you can always ask sugar momma, she knows the tricks
Don: true, thanks

Ex2:
Don: Hey, how do I get this annoying ass bitch off back?
Sugar Momma: Tell them, "idi u tri picke materine"
Don: swell, thanks!


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