surgery

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.



surgery
When surgeons did this kind of procedure, they will do one or more of the following:
Remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body

Before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.
Example:
This patient has never undergone a surgery


surgery
What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.
Example:
american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!
american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.


surgery
a females passage way to get to the g-spot. if you have a good mother she will rub your g-spot untill you break out in tears and yell: "I need surgery!" and then you will get a plane ticket to nigeria and get circumsized.
Example:
My mother gave me surgery and i cried for daddy...but he joined in.


Surgery
1. The act of mixing two different flavors of skoal into one tin.

2. To add skoal from an old tin to a newer one to create one tin.
Example:
yo Rotan you mind helping me do surgery with Apple and Cherry so we can have chaple


Surgery
1)Surgery is something "painless" during the process, but after the god damn surgery you will feel intense pain after the anesthesia passes away.

2)Surgery is something that will make you poor, since making your dick bigger costs 2,000$

3)Surgery is another way to make you stop eating delicious food and eat vegetables depending on how much time the fucking doctor told you.
Example:
How come removing a nail costs 110$ if it's one simple surgery???


Bathroom Surgery
To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.
Example:
Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"


meatball surgery
A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.
Example:
Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."


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