surrogate

1. One taking the place of another; a temporary successor.2. Substitute.



surrogate
n. a substitute mother who carries a child for a female who for many reasons cannot 'birth a baby.'
Example:
Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.

To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.

There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.


surrogate
Example:
1- The surrogate currency passed along without notice for years.

2-The latently surrogate samurai master came out of his shell.


Surrogate
Example:
A surrogate man/boyfriend/husband is a lot like a substitute teacher. The husband/teacher gets sick and the surrogate, like the substitute wonders what the fuck am I doing here and how do I teach these kids anything they're not mine? The surrogate is a lot like the substitute teacher who can't pronounce your name, everybody who meets a surrogate wants the real teacher/husband/man/boyfriend back quick.


Surrogate Whale
A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Example:
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale


Surrogate Boyfriend
1. For a female, a male friend who takes the place of a boyfriend when she is single. Generally speaking, a close male friend who is there emotionally, but is not receiving physical pleasure from the relationship.

2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.
Example:
Troy - so Dave, Candice came over to your place last night to talk huh?
Dave - yeah.
Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?
Dave - dude, no way.
Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.
Dave - whatever.
Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.

(6 months later)

Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.
Dave - I was totally whipped.

(elsewhere)

Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.
Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.


surrogate pussy
n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
Example:
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.


Surrogate Boyfriend
A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.
Example:
Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.


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