surround sound

When 5 or more guys stand around a girl and fart in her face while she masturbates, or 5 girls queef while a man masturbates. This also applies to guy on guy and girl on girl action.



Surround Sound
1. A facetious term used in relation to a grand national knob jockey or more specifically a collection said jockeys.
2. When in the company of a grate bunch a lads one can say they are surrounded by soundness.
Example:
1. Hank: Your man is Rale Sound ha Harry?
Harry: Ah sthop he's Surround Sound.

2. Hank: There's a grate bunch a lads in here, eh?
Harry: Ara shtop would ya Hankeen, tis Surround Sound.


ghetto surround sound
n. When you are watching a tv program in one room, and another person is watching the same program in another room; and you can hear their tv and yours, playing the same thing.
Example:
room 1 is watching channel 64, room 2 is also watching channel 64.
"Hey mom, I can hear your tv."
"I can hear yours too."
"Haha, sounds like we have ghetto surround sound."


hillbilly surround sound
when rednecks tune all the TVs in their double wide to Blue Collar Comedy Tour and turn up the speakers so that they hear the sound coming from all over the trailer
Example:
I couldn't afford tickets to see Larry the Cable Guy live, so I ended up kicking back with a case of Budweiser and watching it in hillbilly surround sound.

I heard that the new Deliverance remaster on Blu-ray is going to feature full hillbilly surround sound.


Shipwreck surround sound
Surround sound made from scavenged parts of other stereos/soundsystems with a jimmy-rigged base unit

Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Example:
Example:
Pirate - Hey you coming over to watch the Matrix this weekend?

Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does


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