suspend

A strap-on with built in suspenders for added support and control.



Suspended
The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.
Example:
Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck!


suspenders
the best addition to any outfit
great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the boobs
Example:
everyone wears suspenders
if you watched "gone in 60 seconds," sphinx, memphis' friend wore them, and he was kick ass


Suspended
Being but out of school for a certain amout of days by the AP. Suspension can be iss or oss. In school suspension or out of school. They can go from 1 day to 10. It varys based on what you did.
Example:
Me: Damnit i got suspended.
Brenda: for what?
Me: cursing out everybody on the 2nd floor.
Brenda: O shit , well fuck em.


Suspenders
The straps hanging from a suspender belt that hold up a girl's stockings. More commonly used term in England. There are usually 2, 4, or 6 suspenders with 4 and 6 being the most common.
Example:
I saw a girl trying on shoes the other day and got a fantastic view up her skirt. My cock got an instant hard on when I saw she was wearing stockings and suspenders.


suspended
(v.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"
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the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time
Example:
Nobody could stand Bill's threads because they were so tired, but he still couldn't understand why everyone hated on him. To clarify, Reu told him, "Bill, you have reposted nearly the entire article archive of The Onion, and I've handed you just as many late passes. In light of this fact alone, you're suspended!"


suspenders
An excuse that nerds have been using for years to explain why they are unable to obtain pleasureful blowjobs.
Example:
Nerd: "Dude, I totally would have gotten a blowjob, but it would have been too much trouble to remove my suspenders in order to drop my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my penis and testicles."
Other: "Why did'nt you just pull it out of your fly?"
Nerd: "Suspenders, chess, Dungeons and Dragons, Harry Potter, pocket protector, compuuuuter........." (hangs himself)


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