swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.



Swaddling
When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
Example:
It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.


Swaddling
A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
Example:
"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."


Swaddle
And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.
Example:
"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"


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