swamp ass
A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:- sweating on a hot day-
not bathing enough- long day of work, sports, play- incomplete wipe due to rush or lazinessThe crack will often
feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to
sanitize the condition.
swamp ass
by TurkeyOnRye on Jun 14, 2016 08:28:46
A condition in which
anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal
flora, and
sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.
swamp ass
by Larry Schonsleberry III on Dec 09, 2003 09:51:40
An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between
balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid
poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is
gold bond.
swamp ass
by couragewolf127 on Feb 20, 2011 11:57:27
swamp ass
by Jen on Mar 09, 2005 11:05:26
A condition caused by excessive
moisture build up on one's ass, creating a very uncomfortable and disgusting situation in anal region.
swamp ass
by Jason Belanger on Dec 08, 2003 21:01:24
A build up of sweat and
schmancter usually forming on the
under carriage in the crease between
the berry bag and the inner thigh. After aging, "swamp ass" can put out a distinct and distasteful odor. Swamp ass is caused by extended periods of physical activity. Obesity can contribute to the severity.
swamp ass
by R_W on Feb 17, 2008 04:33:10
The wet sweaty backside ( or undercarrage )that a man possibly doing construction work might get . Particularly in the Southern half of the U.S. in the
Summer time .
Perhaps resulting in
chafing .
Example:
MAN ! I`m
glad it`s quittin` time ..
Ive got a bad case of swamp ass !Bring on the
Gold Bond .
swamp ass
by themotherfuckingshit on Apr 28, 2009 13:30:11
when your ass gets so sweaty, there is so much sweat it gets a little
soapy, and your ass is
drenched in sweat and your ass cheeks might even be
pruned
Example:
you could be sitting at a
baseball game,
just chillin with your friends, its a little humid you notice, suddenly you have to go to the bathroom, you stand up and your friends, family, girlfriend or boyfriend sees that your ass has two wet spots near the crack, one might say you have swamp ass or just imply that they are scared an
alligator from your assmarsh might attack them
swamp ass
by mtbikerbob on Aug 15, 2006 19:53:41
An unfortunate condition that results in extreme discomfort to ones anal opening. This condition is usually brought on by excessive
perspiration, excessive friction / movement and
incomplete anal
paper work. Can also be brought on by liquid or solid content flatulence and excessive bowel movements.
swamp ass
by Bryan & John on May 30, 2006 12:52:06
The origin of this problem is the ass crack. Once sweaty it begins to get itchy, like you did not wipe well enough. After it gets unbearable you begin to scratch like crazy, and shortly
thereafter your
whole ass feels like one big cactus has
spanked you for hours.