t-pain

1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force



t-pain
1. A "musical" artist that does not know how to sing but instead relies on a machine to do it for him. And he insists on buying drinks for girls, most likely to spike them with a roofie because he sucks and would never get with a girl because everyone should hate him. Bottom line, he is the worst thing that has ever happened to the music entertainment industry
Example:
kid 1. Dude did you buy t-pain's new single on itunes? Its the bomb!
kid 2. No, I would rather slit my wrists than pay for his music


t-pain
Guy who can't sing
Example:
A: Whats that noise ?
B: It's T-pain
A: Oh that explains it.


t-pain
T-Pain is an alright rnb singer... Hot the song I'm in love with a stripper. He isn't like the other rnb singers i mean faggots like Marques Houston, Omarion knamean
Example:
I liked the Im in love with a stripper joint but t-pain's remix was pure crap featuring r.kelly fuckin' faggot


t-paine
Thomas Jefferson's affectionate nickname for Thomas Paine, Revolutionary-era intellectual, musician, and author or co-author of "Common Sense," "The Rights of Man feat. Yung Napoleon," and "Declaration of Skindependence."
Example:
T-Paine: I'm in luv wit the Republic, g.
George Washington: Yes, but you haven't answered my question: should we launch the revolution?
T-Paine: Talk to Franklin... This war is all about the Benjamin, man.


T-Pain
Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvict music.

T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever.

At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.
Example:
T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...

Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.


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