taco bell
What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount
St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that
taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.The following steps are what lead to the explosion.1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled
stuffed burrito.2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.5.Get to toilet sit down.6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.
taco bell
by ex lax on Jul 30, 2005 03:21:56
Example:
"Shit, I am constipated,
lets go to taco bell!"
*
1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to
extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
taco bell
by Allanator on Jul 11, 2011 08:42:50
taco bell
by nick on Mar 03, 2004 04:57:02
Example:
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your
buns and run for your border.
taco bell
by quiksliver on Sep 30, 2006 13:56:10
Example:
me: it sucks there
no taco bell here
friend: you know they got
kicked out because of thier meat right?
me: meh sitll worth it
taco bell
by jerryjackson on Jan 20, 2007 07:24:09
taco bell
by buttwagoneater on Sep 25, 2007 07:10:23
taco bell
by DizzyLizzy on Jan 27, 2007 04:00:54
taco bell
by Freak Obscene on May 01, 2004 12:30:56
Example:
Lets go get some
sporks from
Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from
the food while were there!
taco bell
by vegasrew on Apr 10, 2007 17:30:24
Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro
gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short,
chubby girls that smell of
fried ice cream.
Example:
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a
Meximelt,
STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."