Take Care of Business
Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.
Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
Example:
Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.
Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.
Brian: Huh. Really?
Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.
Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.
Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.
Brian: Huh. Really?
Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.
Taking Care of Business
When a woman that wants to have crazy sex with you but she lives to far away. By taking care of business you travel to the woman's location and fuck the shit out of her.
Example:
George lived 2 hours away from Jill (a girl he met at college) and Jill really wants to have sex with George. George decides to take work off so he can go "taking care of business" and travel the 2 hours to fuck Jill.
George lived 2 hours away from Jill (a girl he met at college) and Jill really wants to have sex with George. George decides to take work off so he can go "taking care of business" and travel the 2 hours to fuck Jill.