taking a shit

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.Not to be confused with giving a shit.



take a shit
take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted
Example:
my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit


take a shit
Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit".
Example:
"I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation."


To take a shit
To give birth to a pinoy.
Example:
I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit)


Freddy Takes a Shit
A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Example:
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"


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