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tapes

code name for mary jane or hashish. Five years before Al Gore invented teh internets last Thursday, a daft group of young hooligans attending a Department of Defense high school overseas in Heidelberg, Germany (the epicenter and mythical origin of lulz before it became fashionable), overcame the obstacles erected by MPs and the CID to prevent them from attaining temporary enlightenment from the unlikely combination of some matches, a pipe and hash. The oppressed lads, in what is now a classic story of triumph over hardship, devised a new lexicon with which they could communicate freely, but also secretly, about their favorite past time. Their love of music, particularly the time-honored melodies of Eazy-E, influenced their decision to substitute the word for illicit cannabis with tapes. This wise choice enabled the lads to continue their unique brand of hooliganism unhindered, ensuring more lulz would be had for many years to come. And the Iraq.

tape

by heatdynasty on Jan 01, 2006 10:42:01

A male's hair line done at the barborshop , used mostly in southern Florida, Broward County.

Example:
-Go get a tape
-man you need a tape
-damn they fucked up your tape

tape

by definitelynotarapist on Aug 08, 2017 07:17:08

1. The things you have under your bed you jack off to and don't want your mom to see, aka your porn tapes.
2. A handy tool which you can do a lot of stuff with, for example, you could tape your girlfriend to the wall, or shut someone's mouth up, y'know, normal things.

Example:
1. I know where your porno tapes are.
2. Shut your fuckin mouth or I'll pull out some tape and do it myself!

Tape

by EricICX on Sep 30, 2018 03:11:10

Magnetic tape, commonly referred to as just tape, is very thin plastic tape coated across the length of it with a magnetic substance. For example, it could be coated with iron oxide (Fe₂O₃) or chromium dioxide (CrO₂). Both of these formulas were used in the compact cassette, or cassette tape, a format that stored audio signals on this magnetic tape, running past stationary tape heads at a speed of 1.875 inches per second. Magnetic tape was also used on video recording formats such as VHS, Video2000, and Betamax. It is also used in the high-end recording market, and there it is called reel-to-reel tape.

Tape can also be used as a slang term for recording something on tape (For an example, see below)

Example:
I have so many tapes, now I can listen to all kinds of music!
Most VHS tapes contain 246 meters of magnetic tape, all wound up on a spool.

Extra:
Person 1: Hey, can you record (program x)?
Person 2: Sure! I'll tape (program x) on (device of choice)

taped

by gogil on Jan 31, 2010 12:45:01

To duct tape someone's legs together from behind when they aren't looking so that they fall over.

Example:
"Andy taped Rebecca so badly today! She was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. I felt kinda bad."

Taped

by AnctRome on Aug 13, 2013 23:07:57

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Example:
Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

Tape

by Eyeballflyball on Jul 22, 2003 10:32:17

An adhesive band used for affixing one thing to another.

Example:
I duct taped his arm back on to his body.

Taping

by Brett on Nov 30, 2003 15:42:56

When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.

Example:
Did you go taping last night?

Tape

by Boultonenator on Apr 19, 2023 02:11:02

As if you put sticky cum onto clear and thin paper. One of the strongest and most important parts of the human world.

Example:
“Hey I heard your truck broke down.”
“My life is devoid of any emotion, my family hates me, nobody can hear my true feelings and I want it to end, my entire life has lead to failure and I can’t deal with this anymore.”

Tape

Tape

by Max Longfellow on Aug 30, 2013 20:32:47

A code word for when you want to call someone a dick or tell someone in the room that someone else is being a dick but you don’t really want the “dick” to know it’s them. And it’s tape, because you wish you could tape their mouth shut because they are being SUCH A DICK

Example:
Tom (to Amy, in a meeting): I don't really care because your proposed solution doesn't address the real problem.

Jaime (to Michelle): Hey, can you pass the tape?

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