tebowner
when an individual,
company, or group of individuals get so
excited when talking about
tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner
Tebowner
by BrizzleT420 on Jul 24, 2009 21:08:25
n. The state of being infatuated with
Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection
Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally
fellated Tim Tebow
Example:
Guy 1: Man that was
a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean
the motherfucker cut off
foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Tebowned
by JohnnyBJ on Apr 10, 2010 07:38:39
To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over,
trucked,
juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former
Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.
tebowned
by Matt on Jan 07, 2007 12:59:11
Example:
Announcer: "
Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to
run with it,
jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"
Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"
Tebowner
by GoSkins8921 on May 01, 2008 03:59:43
Example:
I can't wait to see
Tim Tebow run through all the
SEC's defenses again next year.
Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.
Tebowning
by TimmyTebow on Nov 28, 2011 15:16:08
Tebowner
by DyCKM on Jan 09, 2012 09:59:38
1. When someone becomes excited over something
Tim Tebow does.
2. A boner, erection,
stiffy,
hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.
Example:
Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there
Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.
When a friend/
acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.
Tebowner
by TangoKiloEcho on Jan 10, 2012 15:19:28
Tebowning
by TangoKiloEcho on Jan 10, 2012 15:15:48
Example:
Greg subconsciously found himself Tebowning after
watching last nights'
OT.
Tebowner
by biggamepaul on Dec 14, 2008 14:41:17
(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for
University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with
Brett Farve (
John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).