Ten Pint Time Machine
by Jollyer on Feb 27, 2023 04:30:19
The Ten Pint
Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the
bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Example:
Oh dear,
old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint
Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that
barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
Top Ten Times I Asked
by RomanFoam on Mar 02, 2022 13:06:57
The winner of three
Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is
156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on
opposite day" was written.