tents

1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent"3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn



tent
bulge a bulging of the crotch in males where the dick clearly shows from the result of an erection
Example:
Look, he has a large tent in his shorts!


tenting
Where the fly of pants/trousers bends up in the middle to form a "tent" shape that makes it look like you have a boner.
Example:
My mom thought I was touching myself when I was trying to stop my pants from tenting.


tent
Japanese slang: When a fully clothed man has an erection, his friends may laugh, and some may call his organ a "tento mushi" (tent bug); others may also ask the below example with their tongue in their cheek.
Example:
"Oi, tento o hatteru" (Yo, you're setting up your tent)?


tenting
A condition caused by a state of excessive arousal in women that allows for larger-sized penises to fit more easily within the vagina.
Example:
I didn't want to be all up-ons on her cervix, so I had to make her tent first.

After performing cunnilingus on her for a while, she was tenting pretty good.


tented
when a guy is hard and it shows through his trousers, he is 'tented' (or his trousers HAVE tented).
usually used to tease a mate, see example (2)
Example:
1 "oh my god man, you've tented - who you looking at?"
2 "mate, you saw her and your trousers just tented like that! haha"


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