the angry pirate

when a guy cums on a chick's face then shaves off his pubes and throws them on her face, the cum keeping the pubes in place. then you break her legs.



angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Example:
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)


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The Angry Pirate
When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
Example:
That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!


Angry Pirate
When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.
Example:
I got back at that cheating bitch by giving her the angry pirate just before I broke up with her!


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The Angry Pirate
When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"
Example:
John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.


Angry Pirate
The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.
Example:
Avast! While giving Scott an angry pirate, I ordered him to walk the plank. ARRRRRR


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angry pirate
When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.
Example:
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~


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Angry Pirate
Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Example:
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!


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Angry Pirate
This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!
Example:
She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident


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Angry Pirate
The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.
Example:
Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy!


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