the Handshake

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handshake
Example:
"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"


Handshake
The most sacred form of sealing a deal.
A mutual agreement amongst two people to abide by clear and agreed upon terms.
Anybody who would break these terms is a gigantic faggot, see welcher
Example:
Men get sued over contracts, but men get killed over handshakes.


Handshake
A handshake constitutes an unspoken agreement to capture a seagull and deliver it to the other party when one party finds themselves in the presence of said birds.
Example:
Observer: "Wow, that's a rocking handshake! I can't wait 'til she gives him a seagull"

Rick: "Hey Ashlea. Thanks for the seagull. I now know how much our handshake means to you."
Ashlea: "You're welcome! I'd give you all the seagulls in all the beaches if I could."
Rick: "Gee. You are a true friend and we are both very funny and attractive."
Eavesdropper: "Hey, I was overhearing you guys talk about how funny and attractive you both are and I want you to know that it is true. Everyone says you are both very funny and attractive and the whole city of Baltimore wants you both as romantic and sexual partners but we know you can't choose us all so we are all very sad all the time."
Rick: "Thanks. That means a lot."


Handshake
Handshake - A type of currency used in the night life to pay for undisclosed services. Handshakes come in different denominations and sizes depending on the service and the hand.
Example:
Hi sir, I need to skip line. How much would it cost me. "It will be 2 handshakes".


The handshake
the handshake is when a person is put in constraints in an asylum and is given a sedative in pill form. Then instead of ingesting the pill the person puts it under their tongue until their caretaker leaves so they can spit it out and continue to be crazy.

there are some guesses that this is the type of handshake referred to in MGMT's song the Handshake.
Example:
The crazy person thought he wouldnt get caught doing the handshake but the caretaker noticed the pile of pills collecting on his chest. Now he is given sedatives through a syringe.

"we got the handshake under our tongue" -mgmt


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