the King of Town
The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in
atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He
leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is
Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.
King of Town
by Erin on Aug 05, 2003 00:12:00
The food crazed king of
Freetown, USA. While known for eating any food, is particularly taken with butter. Will munch on anything from a stick of butter to a Butterfinger. Hired
the Poopsmith for reasons the rest of the town may never come to understand. Quite frankly
three fries short of a happy meal.
king of town
by Jeth on Jun 06, 2005 14:56:26
the king of town
by Homsar on Oct 28, 2003 07:37:34
A guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank Super
Kingio Bros.) and likes butter. He looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried
to lose weight using
Strong Bad's exercise tapes.
King of Town
by Upsilon on Jul 19, 2003 18:38:29
Alleged King of
Freetown, USA. Employs a
poopsmith for reasons best known to himself. Eats only the most
fattening of meat by-products.
King of Town
by sega man on Aug 25, 2003 00:27:10
Example:
The King of Town
by Jonah Rowley on Apr 10, 2005 01:55:38
An old man who lives in
Free Country, USA. He won a fake
crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns
The Flamingo.
King of Town
by Trogdor the Burninator on Mar 20, 2003 21:19:04
Example:
King Of Town
by Zach G. on Jan 24, 2004 08:27:40
The King of Town
by me on Oct 18, 2003 16:28:40
A fat old
fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "
king of town" and who most people have a
temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)