the London fog

A drink in which Earl Grey tea is mixed with steamed milk and vanilla.



London Fog
1. When a woman is receiving cunnilingus and expels a fart into her partner's face, intentional or otherwise.

2. When you're going down on a lady and she farts in your face.

Alt: For a queef / use the phrase Parisian Mist.
Example:
I wasn't super into him so when he started going down on me, I gave him the London Fog!


the london fog
when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.
Example:
man you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog


London Fog
The act of wiping your wrist between your butcheeks then confidently asking the nearest person to smell your new cologne.

For best results be sure to leave your wrist moist, hot, sticky and with a slight discoloration.

Can also refer to someone, or something that smells like shit.
Example:
"Hey check out this new new cologne I got, it's called london fog."

"Do you wear London fog or something? Cus you smell like shit."

"It smells like london fog in here."

"Your breath smells like london fog."


London Fog
An instance where a substance is being smoked, whether it be cigarettes, cigars, hookah or illegal substances and a thick cloud of smoked being exhaled by another in a group happens to drift and blind another member of the group momentarily much like a thick fog on a rainy London morning
Example:
Fucking Mike took the biggest rip off of that hookah and it drifted into my face, gave me a bloody London Fog!


London Fog
To take a massive, stinky shit while someone is in the middle of a hot and steamy shower, thus creating an extremely unpleasant, thick, musty, and inesacapable shit smell throughout the bathroom.
Example:
My wife was taking a shower this morning so I decided to bless her with a london fog.


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