the Pedicure

treating female feet like the godly things they are



pedicure
Traditionally, when a female takes care of her feet. Specifically, this would involve the clipping and painting of the toenails.
Example:
Samantha has a pedicure!


Pedicure
The care and attention a female (or male) can/or regularly give to their feet in order to not scare others when wearing sandals, ripping sheets during sex, or to relax and pamper themselves or others. This can also be done in a spa or nail salon for a fee.

The Pedicure consists of:
1. Foot Soak
2. Foot Scrub/File/Pumice Stone
3. Cuticule Work
4. Dry, Massage Foot
5. Polish and/or Nail Art
Example:
You: Girrrl.. just got my toes done!
Friend: Me too! Now we wont scare people away anymore!!

OR

You: Baby, I got a surprise for you..
Your Man: Oh really? I hope it's a pedicure, your feet ripped my sheets last week!

pedi, feet, pamper, relax


pedicuring
The act of pretty-ing up your feet in anticipation of hooking up with a hottie that will hopefully rub your feet.
Example:
MA: Hey-- wanna go to the mall?

K: Yeah, i need some new kicks after i go pedicuring. I'm hooking up with that rockin' hottie i met in Econ 101.


The Pedicure
Prior to intercourse the male ensures that their partner’s sock is nearby. before busting, they will insert the penis into partner’s sock and cum into it. Then they will gently and calmly put down the sock and wait for their partner to redress. Unbeknownst to them, one of their socks is filled with semen. This is how to give someone the pedicure.
Example:
I gave her the pedicure yesterday, she had no idea.


Persian pedicure
A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.
Example:
I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.


Pedicured Foot
Used to describe an individual who under normal circumstances would not be considered attractive, but has done their best to acheive a level of presentability, through the means of personal hygeine, make up, flattering light and forgiving photo angles. This phrase must be used with caution, since the supposed 'foot' will perhaps take offence to the use of the term, due to the unsightly nature of feet.
Example:
Girl 1: Do you think ..... is good-looking?

Girl 2: She's obviously made the best of herself, like a pedicured foot.


Milwaukee pedicure
when you cum in a girl's shoes while she's sleeping in the middle of the night, then wake her up by telling her there's a fire and to put on her shoes.
Example:
Last night after I fucked Lizzy, I gave her a Milwaukee pedicure and she stepped in my cum.


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