the Peninsula

short for peninsularaturies, long for penis.



peninsula
The type of receding hairline that retreats simultaneously on both sides of the scalp leaving a pronounced section of hair in the center.
Example:
That guy should stop using so much gel in his hair as it really accentuates his peninsula.


peninsula
A peninsula is a gay person that has some affiliation with the gay scene but it only represents up to 1/4th or less of his life. Usually because he knows what drama it entails. Peninsula's are happy living on there peninsulas, reaching a balance between the scene and the ocean of girlfriends that surrounds and takes up 3/4ths of his life.

Peninsula's are out of closet and on the map, but due to their limited contact, some people might not know that much about them. They are easier to get to know than "island(s)" (look up definition) because they are out and affiliated with the scene.
Example:
Screw finding me an island gay. I can't be bothered to sail to an island, ill just get me a peninsula.


Human Peninsula
When a girl receives 3 dicks in 3 different places which usually consist of the mouth, the pussy, and the asshole but can also include the ear or the belly button
Example:
Chris: Did you hear about Lauren last night?
Ben: No, what happened?
Chris: She got Human Peninsula'd.
Ben: By who?
Chris: Billy took the mouth, Jacob took the ass, and Alex took the pussy.


Delmarva Peninsula
The Delmarva Peninsula, just called DelMarVa to most, is an area of the mid-atlantic region consisting of the lower two-thirds of DELaware, the Eastern shore of MARyland, and um, that strip of land from VirginiA. surrounded by the chesapeake bay and the delaware bay on three sides. major 'cities' include dover, salisbury, and Ocean City. the beaches are less crowded than in VA Beach, but the area has fallen victim to urban sprawl and somewhat bad traffic during the summer and back to school sales with the no-tax shopping in Delaware, or whenever the races come to town, or whenever the National Punkin Chunkin' takes place (don't ask). it's kinda hard to notice unless you look at a map and see how part of Maryland and Delaware and Virginia stick out from the rest of the surrounding states. delmarva is a cool little region that the natives tend to appreciate.
Example:
some guy: oh god, this heavily muscled middle aged guy has been stalking me all the way from laurel!
some other guy: chill dude, thats the governor mrs. ruth ann minner trying to give you a handshake. go to Ocean City and she'll run away.


Pussy peninsula
When two dicks crush a pussy at the same time, thus each cock is surrounded by vag on three sides and tubesteak on the fourth side.
Example:
Bart: yo, we turned that Beatrice's gash into a real pussy peninsula last night!

Jeffrey: fuh sho, brah! We gots to do that shit again....alone

Bart: werd


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