A once good actor turned completely insane. He is now engaged to actress
Katie Holmes (who looks like she's twelve but is still taller than him).
Tom Cruise also VERY OPENLY practices scientology. Scientologists, I'm convinced, are trying to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE. I mean seriously, anything started and made popular in LA has to be
frigged up. They have schools, and art classes, and buildings. ITS FRIGHTENING!!! How can you have a "religion" based off of a sci-fi novel anyway???? It makes no sense.
But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.
Example:
"Oh my God. When she saw Brad Pitt, she went all Tom Cruise and started
jumping up and down on my couch. GAWD. Now we need to get new
upholstery."
"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."
"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got
sucked up into the ship..."